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Lincoln has fun with "Big Dog" Barry

How to Annoy your Big Brother

1. I'm Not Touching You

This move is executed by standing or sitting next to your big brother and sticking your nose in their face.  Technically you're not touching them, but you are invading their personal space. They may try to ignore you for a little while, but keep at it; they have to crack eventually.

2. Invasion of Enemy Territory
When your big brother is not around, simply enter their doggie bed and rummage around their bedding. If they've got a toy stored in there, "borrow" it. Just make sure they "catch" you and watch as the struggle ensues.


3. Collar Quality Test
A well-timed yank of the collar does wonders for annoying your big brother. In the interest of feigning innocence, however, you should limit this to only when you big brother has a toy in his mouth. 'What, I was aiming for the toy and missed? I'm a baby, give me a break.'


4. The Sneak Attack
This one requires a lot of patience, but the payoff is well worth it. While your toy-hogging big brother is busy monopolizing all the good bones, set yourself up somewhere nearby but out of sight - just make sure there is an easily accessible escape route. All you have to do is wait until they settle in, then you can jump out with a REALLY high pitched bark, nearly giving your big brother a heart attack. And while it may be tempting to stand around and watch his reaction, don't. Run!!! Because once your brother recovers - you're in for it. 

5. The Cute-Out
A bit obvious, but definitely a classic. While your big brother is off in the other room learning some new tricks, sprawl out on the floor and feign sleep while wearing your best cute puppy look. Continue in this position until attention is diverted from your big brother in order to take several pictures of you.

A Meeting of the Minds

Scout: “Heard you got in trouble tonight”

Howie: “Yeah, that darn cat wouldn’t stay.”

Scout: “He never stays when I tell him.”

Howie: “I know, but I just wanted to show him my new bone, so I shoved it right in his face, Kelsey sees me, comes around the sofa and takes my bone away, says something about leave it? Next thing I know, I’m out a bone and I have kitty spit all over my face.”

Scout: “She means well. She just doesn’t understand the meaning of ‘sharing is caring’.”

Howie: “I miss anything else cool in the house?”

Scout: “Another cat.”

Howie: “Oh, $#!*, you serious?”

Scout: “Yeah, bigger than the last one, though. I can catch him pretty easily. You should have seen the mess I made. He looked like a crumpled heap of plastic by the time I finished him.”

Howie: “You killed him?”

Scout: “Hey, he was trespassing, right?”

Howie: “Kelsey is going to be soooo mad when she finds out!”

Scout: “No she won’t. I hid the remains under her bed. She’ll never find it.”

Howie: “……..You know you killed an empty milk jug right?”

Scout: “You couldn’t just let me have this moment could you!”

Traveling Circus

Not just any pup can go and join the circus. You need to have a specific talent, the right attitude, and be very flexible (adaptable - not bendy - although I am both). One of the upsides of being in the circus is that you get to travel the country. I have worked all over the United States, including Georgia (my current location), Kansas, North Carolina, New York and many more. I may even get to stamp my passport soon - if I get permission.
The circus has given me the opportunity to meet so many different people (all of whom spoil me rotten!!).  On the road, I have a circus family. They come from all over the country and some of them talk really funny.  Kelsey trains them, just like she trains me. She even gives them treats if their really good.
So many people don't take the opportunity to travel while they are young, but this is my chance to grow and experience as much of life as I can. Despite what some people may think, life with the circus is not all clowning around. I work long days and I have to spend a lot of time in new and strange environments. Sometimes I miss my bed at home. Although, one of the biggest perks is that I always get free room and board, and I never have to carry my own luggage, which is fantastic because boy is there a lot of it!

Dear Hotel Maid,

I spent all day yesterday rolling around on the carpet and spreading my hair everywhere.  I also worked diligently at pushing my magic food dispensing ball around and dropping crumbs in each corner.  Additionally, I made sure to drink lots of water and slop it all around my bowl.  I DID NOT work this hard just so that you could bring in your evil vacuum and render me nonexistent.  Don't you want everyone in the hotel to know that a dog stayed in this room?  I worked really hard to make sure that everything in my room looked and smelled like I had touched it.  As the sole dog in this hotel, I feel it is my job to create an environment that smells distinctly of labrador puppy.  I would appreciate a bit of consideration on your part for all of the effort I have put in.

"You'll never get rid of my hair from under here!"

Wags,
-Scout-

PS - In case your wondering, yes those are doggie boogers on the mirror by the Jacuzzi.