This blog was designed for the Occupaws puppy raisers to share their experiences and lessons learned in raising and training a puppy to become a service dog.
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Stitch Puller - For Hire
Keeping in the spirit of helping, I have skills that far exceed those of mortal chocolate drops!!! I, Amber, am qualified to
1. Pull stitches from my girl parts incision - Oh you mean I should wait 10 days to do that...now you tell me!! Oh, wait why are you putting in those big metal ouchieSTAPLES. They're no fun.
2. Wear an E-Collar full time - Hee Hee, bet you didn't know just how easily I could crack that thing in half running at full tilt didja? Who'd a thunk it.
3. Perform a blood draw for blood sugar testing - Oh you didn't want to do any testing??? You coulda said so!!
4. Wear a soft, floppy e-collar for a week - I could do that :-)
NOTE to SELF - remember that little thread hanging out on the side - remember to pull it some night to see what happens...
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